Cahoots Tavern — Drink. Thrift. Vibe. — Ouray, CO

Cahoots Tavern
Ouray, CO Howdy, folks
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Cahoots Tavern balcony
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The vibe

You like a good time er no?

Tucked upstairs on Main Street, with a balcony pointed straight at the San Juans. Eclectic cocktails, good people, and a few surprises we'll let you find on your own.

A little midwestern Alice in Wonderland — a little grandma's house. Order a Hamms beer, enjoy the knickknacks, play some nostalgic games and we'll take it from there.

200+
Pink Pony Club Members
1965
Year on the original license
100%
Packers Bar
25+
Various bottles of gin behind the bar
What's the deal

Events & specials.

Reoccurring traditions, one-off weirdness, and any reason to party. Check out our Instagram for the freshest deets.

Reoccuring

Game Day
Go Pack Go
Touchdown Jell-O shots, Bloody Marys with a beer back, and all the local shenanigans. We are an official Packer bar dontchaknow?
Whenever
Thrift Drop
One of a kind thrift be hittin these racks regularly. Check our Instagram stories for the latest goods.
Any given night
You Never Know
We love watching oddly satisfying videos, 70s commercials or Bob Ross. We don't explain it.
Football off season
Go Sports
Listen, we support the Packers but in the off season, we have a few sports packages. Give us a ring on the ol' landline and see if we can put your team on for ya.
To-go
Boozy Souvenir
We have a 'to go' liquor license. Purchase a Colorado bottle to take home!
Specials archive

Past promotions compilation.

Fun was had — proof was taken. Promotional vault, some we revisit.

Membership

Pink Pony Club.

Membership comes with the full kit…. a sequin cowboy hat, a stick horse, a branded bandana, a mustache, sunglasses, a member sticker, and a Pink Pony cocktail in hand. Your photo goes on the member wall, you parade around the bar to the song. It's how we do.

Like you need a reason.

  • ↳ Bachelorette and Bachelor parties
  • ↳ Birthdays
  • ↳ Vacation shenanigans
  • ↳ Anyone who is the opposite of keeping it subtle
Pink Pony Club members
Pink Pony Club member sticker included
Unique thrift finds

Couldn't keep 'em on the rack.

A look at what's recently come and gone. Vintage 90s wind suits, corduroy blazers and velvet jackets. Items move faster than a sneeze through a screen door. What's on the rack — is on the rack.

Online shop · maybe fall '26

Ope, these are sold

Bum Equipment Tee
$40
Bum Equipment Tee Size L · 1995-ish
90s Neon Wind Breakers
$50
90s Neon Wind Breakers Size L · 1998
Grandpa Polo
$40
Grandpa Polo Size M · 1990
Rollerblade Hoodie
$30
Rollerblade Hoodie Size L · 1991
70s Blazer
$40
70s Blazer Size L · The 70s, duh
Western Blazer
$50
Western Blazer Size M · Hand made embroidered
NorthFace Kangaroo Pocket Jacket
$60
NorthFace Kangaroo Pocket Jacket Size L · 90s
Granny Chinchilla Cardigan
$25
Granny Chinchilla Cardigan Size L · Early 90s

★ Eyeing something on the wall? Everything's open for discussion. Ask the bartender.

Document your fun

Pics or it didn't happen.

It's a photo booth and it's FREE. Weird props, digital strips, straight to your phone. Chug a beer, act up, say cheese! Pure insta story material. Tag @CahootsTavernOuray.

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Lower Patio

Dog Beers.

Kiddos and dogs are welcome on the lower outside patio. We have umbrellas, water bowls and dog beer for sale! Enjoy a cold one with your furry bestie! Humans must be 21 or older to partake in upstairs shenanigans.

  • ↳ Humans only upstairs
  • ↳ Water bowls for your convenience
  • ↳ Best Bud Brews craft dog beer available, served in a bowl with whipped cream and a treat
A regular on the patio
Hairy patrons welcome.
Rent our space

You feeling the atmosphere?

Birthdays, family get togethers, welcome wedding parties? Drop us a note and we will see if we are a good fit.

Good to know
  • 21+ only (Colorado Tavern license)
  • No kitchen, drinks only
    (catering welcome)
  • Champagne tower, who doesn't love that?
  • Capacity varies based on layout. The lower level is also available to rent.

Check our Instagram to make sure our vibe aligns with yours.

Cahoots Tavern event space
Your future event spot.

State of Wisconsin · Class B

Liquor License № 232982
Issued toJimmy Premises2300 Hall Ave, Marinette WI IssuedJuly 14, 1965 Fee Paid$0.12 ExpiresJune 30, 1966
— Jimmy
A family hand-me-down

Drankin' Wisconsinbly Since 1965.

Great-grandpa Jimmy was the sheriff. The bar carried his name, but Great-grandma actually ran the place. She passed it down to Grandpa Jerry. It's only natural that the bar gene was passed down to his granddaughter and current owner of Cahoots Tavern.

Full-circle moment: the original vintage beer signs from Jimmy's bar hang on the walls at Cahoots. Same beer signs. Three generations and 1,500 miles later.

Back in the glory days